Monday, June 16, 2008

Saare gunah maaf

Saare gunaah maaf (All mistakes pardoned)

This is again my philosophy made after deep though and meditation gifted to be by God himself after he had a heavy lunch and i was not allowing to go for his afternoon siesta. So, with total disregard to his usual process and with drowsiness he gave me the boon which i am calling as - Saare gunaah maaf.

Saare gunah maaf is a gift granted to certain individuals by which their current mistake is pardoned as if it never has happened. It is made clear by few examples below -

Steven Speilberg ke saare gunah maaf hain. It means that he can make endless bad movies (Indiana Jones 4,5,6,...., War of the worlds etc), we will not mind at all because in past he has made Schindler's list.

Another example would be
A.R. Rehman, he can make albums like Mangal pandey or the one for Jackie chan movie, it is all forgivable because he has given us swades and vande mataram.

Naseeruddin shah can act in any goddamn film like Kriish, or league of extra ordinary gentleman or he can make pathetic movies like yun hota toh kya hota but we have no right to get angry. His saare gunah are maaf because he has acted in the legendary serial - Ghalib, and movies like mirch masala, mandi and many others.

This rule is not limited to entertainment industry.
Foe e.g. in sports it applies to Sachin Tendulkar. He can get out at 0 for all the rest of his innings and all his mistakes will be pardoned.

In Sw. indistry, it applies to Steve Jobs. He can make any marketing disasters now and none would count as he has revolutionized apple once again.

In Politics it applies to Manmohan Singh. Because he played a very important role in 90s as the Finance minister, he can be as lazy as he wants.


There is a reverse rule as well. Saare sukarm nazarandaaz (All good deeds ignored)
It means that no matter how much good you do, it will be ignored because of your past.

But this boon was rejected to me by God because (1) His nap time was getting closer and (2) God himself was the example. I think i should have thought a better example.

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